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-- Misc. shit....Stick the cat in the Microwave
(no, really)
and don't turn it on (yet) just let it sit there,
and look
through the little see-through window...It should
be scared as
hell, since it's in a really tight spot, can't
move much at
all...If you really want to screw the fucker, nuke
it! Just nuke
it for 20 seconds at a time...The cat will start
squirming at
about 10 seconds (depending on the wattage of the
Microwave)...After about 30 seconds, the cat will
definitely have
radiation poisioning, which will probably kill it
within a month
or less. If you nuke it for a minute, you'll
probably kill it,
depending on the size of the cat, the microwave
cooks inside out,
so after a minute, it's intestines and lungs will
be a little
toasty, maybe killing it, if not, probably
sterilizing it or
leaving it a slow and terrible death. Of course,
you can go
"All-Out" if you REALLY express rage for it, and
can nuke it for
5 minutes...This is NOT for the Squeamish....I DO
know someone
who did this, and saw it....It was pretty fucking
gross, and
being the cat hater I am, I still felt sorry for
it. In 30
seconds, it starts kicking and screaming and
freaking out (which
brings me to the point, you gotta make sure the
door can't be
opened, and you gotta make sure you don't want the
microwave
anymore). In 1 minute, it was started to spaz like
nothing
you've ever seen before, some blood was coming
from it's mouth
due to internal cuts the Nuking did, all types of
seisures and
some last moans were following at 2 minutes. At
about 2 and a
half minutes, the cat was still alive, it's pupils
were dialated
and it was twitching like someone stuck a
Electrolysis gun up
it's ass...At 3 minutes, it's almost dead...The
smell of the cat
would make any mortician throw up, that's why I
would suggest
alot of open windows and doors and some type of
gas mask on. The
last two minutes it the cool part...Now that the
fucker is dead
(for good reason too) it's time to watch the
fireworks...I think
at around 4 minutes, the cat started popping, it's
eyeballs
literally popped out of it's sockets, and the
blood started to
ooze, not a pretty sight..At about, 4 mins 15
seconds, it's fur
starts to curl (although it was already crispy)
and at about 5
minutes, the whole microwave is one big
slaughterhouse. Which
brings me to clean up...DON'T! I said earlier,
Nuke the cat in a
microwave you no longer want to use (not to
mention the microwave
is probably broken anyway). Just throw the
microwave away and
chuckle off a couple laughs...Even take poloraids
if you want. -
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Osiris bunu yazdı:
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Osiris çok uygusuz geceler gecirdinmi (: zayıflayıp çöktünmü (: phuahauh nasıl bir yaptığım işi bitirecem azmidir bu ya. verilen sözü tutmada olay be abicim helal :P
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osiris söyleseydin daha önceden koyardım fırına hayvanı, 4 sene beklemene gerek yoktu
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